Arrr! Coca-Cola be takin' back their Minute Maid 'Zero Sugar' Lemonade—'tis mislabeled, like a parrot speakin' gibberish!
2024-10-16
Arrr, matey! Thousands of Minute Maid Zero Sugar Lemonade cans be hoisted back to Davy Jones’ locker, for they be harborin’ the treacherous sweetness of real sugar! Aye, they be vanishin’ from the merchant’s shelves like a scallywag in the night! Savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of lemonade most treacherous! In the month of September, the scallywags at Minute Maid, owned by the mighty Coca-Cola, found themselves in a pickle—or should I say, a lemon! A grand total of 13,152 cases of their "Zero Sugar" Lemonade, which be sweetened with the magical aspartame, was found to be harborin' the dreaded full-sugar variant instead! Arrr, 28 grams o' sugar per cup, ye say!This mischief befell the good folks of Kentucky, Indiana, and Ohio, who thought they be quenchin' their thirst with a guilt-free potion. But nay, they were drinkin' the sugary storm! Fear not, for the FDA be on the case, classifying this blunder as a "Class II" recall, meaning no serious danger but a chance for a bellyache—temporary, aye!
Coca-Cola assured the landlubbers that no such lemonade be found on store shelves now. They claimed it was a voluntary recall, and all be well in the land of citrus once more! So hoist yer tankards high, for there be no cause for concern, unless ye be an unsuspectin' pirate who thought they were livin' the sugar-free life! Yarrr!