Avast! NYC be tossin' its own rules, sendin' a scallywag teen to ICE fer roughed-up coppers! Arrr!
2024-10-16
Arrr, matey! A scallywag with no papers found himself in the clutches of the law, nabbed right after he’d danced with a couple of copper-badgers in New York’s brig! A right ruckus, I tell ye! No sea for him now, just the brig ‘til the end of his days!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of mischief on the high streets of New York City! A scallywag by the name of Darwin Andres Gomez-Izquiel, a mere lad of 19 summers, found himself in a scrap with the local constables, those fine fellows known as the NYPD, whilst teemin' with other ruffians outside a shelter in Times Square. Aye, ‘tis true, this buccaneer not only tussled with the law but also danced a merry jig straight into the clutches of immigration authorities after bein’ released from local jail.Despite the city’s sanctuary policies bein’ as sturdy as a ship made of paper, the Department of Corrections decided to heed the call of the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). And so, Gomez-Izquiel was captured, awaitin’ his fate in ICE’s hold, marked as a menace to society. The captain of ICE in New York declared him a threat sharper than a cutlass!
But wait, there’s more! Our lad had a prior run-in with the Border Patrol, and after several escapades including a notorious robbery at a department store—arr, the nerve of him!—he now sails the stormy seas of deportation proceedings. Just goes to show, ye never know when a scoundrel might find himself in a whirlpool of trouble! Yarrr!