Arrr! Biden's crew be sinkin' a so-called charity fer fundin' scallywags o' terror, callin' it a sham, aye!
2024-10-16
Arrr! In the midst o' a storm o' antisemitic ruckus in the U.S. and Canada, both landlubber nations be givin' the ol' heave-ho to a band o' scallywags suspected o' fillin' their coffers for them rascally Palestinian pirates! Blimey, what a tumultuous tide we sail, me hearties!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears! The Biden crew be makin’ waves, decreein' that the Samidoun bunch be nothin' but scallywags, raisin' doubloons for a band of miscreants call’d the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine! Aye, they be callin’ it a “sham charity,” aim’n to fill their coffers under the guise of good deeds!Now, this news comes hot on the heels of a ruckus brewed in May, when the good folk at Fox News hoisted the sails on a scandal, callin’ for the Biden administration to send this band o’ rogues to Davy Jones' locker. With Canada joinin' the fray, the U.S. Treasury be crackin’ down on these fundraisers, sayin’ they be funnelin’ gold to the PFLP, a group deemed as villainous as they come since ’97!
Samidoun, with its branches in faraway lands like New Mexico and even Iran, be raisin’ eyebrows all 'round. The crew even had the gall to protest this branding, claimin’ they be champions of the Palestinian cause. But beware, me hearties, for this slogan o’ theirs, “from the river to the sea,” be raisin' the specter of a treacherous plot to wipe out the Jewish homeland! So hoist the anchor, for this be a tale of politics, pirates, and the fight for freedom!