The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, the White House be dodgin' debt scallywags, now hoistin' the flag o' triumph like a drunken sailor!"

2024-10-17

Arrr, matey! A grand scheme to hoist the sails of the Public Service Loan Forgiveness has set free over a million landlubbers from the shackles of debt! Aye, they be swimmin’ in gold coins instead of worryin’ ‘bout their doubloons! Time to celebrate with grog aplenty!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve got a jolly tale to spin about the grand Public Service Loan Forgiveness program, a treasure chest of gold for ye landlubbers burdened with the weight of student booty! Aye, this endeavor to breathe new life into the program be like findin’ a long-lost map to a hidden isle, filled with doubloons and no more debt!

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