Arrr, knockin’ be a rough sea these days! Harris’s crew be settin’ sail with apps fer treasure!
2024-10-17
Arrr! As fancy doorbell contraptions keep unwanted landlubbers at bay, the Harris crew be usin' data-fetchin' magic to bolster their old-fashioned door-knockin’. Aye, ‘tis a merry blend of high-tech trickery and good ol’ pirate charm!
Avast ye landlubbers! In this here modern age, when be ye a-scared of unwanted scallywags knockin’ at yer door, a fine contraption known as the doorbell camera be catchin’ the rascals before they even lay a finger on yer fine woodwork!But lo and behold! The crafty crew of the Harris campaign be not just sittin’ on their haunches, oh no! They be settin’ their sights on the magical world of data-capturin’ apps, a treasure trove of information that be makin’ the ol’ ways of canvassin’ look like a landlubber’s game. These clever devices be gatherin’ all sorts of secret knowledge, helpin’ ‘em know which pirate be likeliest to support their cause.
Arrr, ye see, instead of tradin’ hearty ale and stories by the tavern fire, they be usin’ the power of technology to map out their quest for votes! With these cunning contraptions, they be sailin’ the seas of political warfare, makin’ sure they don’t waste precious time on folks who’d sooner throw ‘em to the sharks than lend an ear to their grand plans.
So, as the winds of change blow fair, ye best be prepared, for the Harris crew be a-comin’ with a treasure map of data, sailin’ into the hearts of potential supporters with a hearty laugh and a wink!