The Booty Report

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Arrr, the cap’n be singin’ praises of young Buehler, who be battlin’ like a sea dog after his stormy surgery!

2024-10-17

Arrr, matey! Walker Buehler be castin’ four scoreless innings o' magic on the high seas o’ baseball 'gainst the Mets, while his trusty Dodgers sailed ahead 2-1 in the grand ol’ NLCS! Aye, the winds be blowin’ fair for our jolly crew!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the formidable Walker Buehler, a lad who once ruled the diamond like a true buccaneer! Aye, this scallywag's regular season was as dreadful as a barnacle-covered ship, pitchin’ to a woeful 5.38 ERA after a long spell in Davy Jones' locker due to Tommy John surgery.

But lo and behold, on a fateful night, he returned to his former glory, swinging his arm like a sword! With the Dodgers' crew sufferin’ from injuries, Buehler found himself takin’ the helm, though his first postseason outing was as miserable as a parched throat. He let in six earned runs against the San Diego Padres, threatenin' to send him back to the depths!

Yet, the winds shifted, and in Game 3 of the NLCS, our swashbucklin' hero struck out the mighty Francisco Lindor, settin' sail for four scoreless innings. Manager Dave Roberts couldn’t help but be impressed, callin’ his comeback a treasure amidst a stormy sea.

Walker, with a heart full of resolve, declared that “pressure is a privilege,” ready to face the storm head-on! Now, with a potential Game 7 on the horizon, he’s feelin’ sweeter than a chest of gold doubloons. Aye, this pirate be back in action, ready to plunder victory once more! Arrr!

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