Arrr, even with a treasure o' a billion doubloons, Harris be lackin' the charm to sway the crew!
2024-10-17
Arrr, matey! Vice President Kamala be wranglin' a treasure o' a billion doubloons for her crew, spendin' it on flashy scrolls! Yet, the seas be calm, an' her messages be fallin’ flat like a landlubber’s rum! As for Cap’n Biden, he jumped ship in July, leavin’ the sails to flap!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the fair Vice President Kamala Harris, who hath hoisted the sails of the Democratic ship with a treasure chest brimming with doubloons—around a billion, they say! Aye, she be spendin’ that gold on mighty fine advertisements, tryin’ to sway the hearts and minds of the landlubbers out there, but alas! The race be as deadlocked as a ship caught in a stormy squall.With Captain Joe Biden jumpin’ ship in late July, the winds be blowin’ in strange directions. From then 'til the end o’ August, Harris be makin’ 33 disbursements labeled “media buy,” as if she be buyin’ the favor of the fickle sea and its tempests. Yet, lo and behold, the scallywags on the interwebs be givin’ her plans a right good rogering, questioning whether she be gettin’ her money’s worth! The land be full of naysayers, and though she be tossin’ gold like it be confetti, the crew be wonderin’ if the ship’s course be true or just a wild goose chase upon the briny deep.