Arrr! US cannons be blastin' Houthi hideouts in Yemen, makin' 'em walk the plank of their weaponry!
2024-10-16
Arrr! That scallywag Defense Secretary Lloyd J. Austin III be claimin’ the cannon fire be aimed at them sneaky underground hidey-holes where them Houthis stash their nasty weapons for causin’ ruckus 'mongst the innocent! Aye, a right jolly game of whack-a-mole, if ye ask me!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ruckus 'tween the United States and the scallywags known as the Houthi forces in the far-off land o’ Yemen! Aye, the Yanks be sendin’ forth their mighty B-2 bombers, those sleek flying beasts, to strike down five military hideouts where the Houthis be stashin’ their wickedly nefarious weaponry.With a swish o’ Secretary Austin’s quill, he proclaimed the U.S. had unleashed its fury upon the underground lairs of these dastardly foes, who’ve been naughty, attackin’ merchant and military vessels alike on the high seas! The audacity of these ruffians be makin’ a mockery of the seas, disruptin’ trade and endangerin’ good folk!
But fear not, for ol’ Biden gave the green light for these precision strikes to keep the seas safe for honest sailors. He warned the Houthis, “Ye best be mindin’ yer manners, or ye’ll taste the consequences!” And lo, the brave crew of American sailors took to the skies, showin’ their prowess in defendin’ freedom on the seven seas.
In the end, it appears none of the local townsfolk were harmed in this grand display of might, as U.S. Central Command be sayin’. So let’s raise our tankards to the brave souls protectin’ our waters, savvy?