The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the Los Angeles landlubbers be partin' with 880 million doubloons to hush up some scandalous shenanigans!

2024-10-17

Arrr, matey! This here treasure be the grandest booty ever tossed by an archdiocese, say the wise old sea dogs! With this haul, Los Angeles be plunderin’ over $1.5 billion in the tangled web o' scandals! Aye, what a stormy sea of mischief!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe and treasure, where the high seas of justice be meetin' the depths of scandal! In the grand city of Los Angeles, the archdiocese hath struck a deal so rich, it be makin' Davy Jones himself do a double take! Aye, they be settlin’ their wrongdoings with a payout that be higher than a crow’s nest on a stormy night!

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