Arrr! Trump be temptin’ the crew o’ Republicans with a treasure map fer tax booty! Avast, me hearties!
2024-10-17
Arrr, matey! Former Captain Donald J. Trump be hoistin' a treasure map of taxes that be sinkin' his own ship from 2017! Aye, some of his fellow scallywags be quakin' in their boots, thinkin' the gold might just vanish! Har har, what a merry mess!
Avast ye landlubbers and hearties alike! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tales of a swashbucklin' lad named Donald J. Trump, the former captain of the USS Presidency! Back in the year of our Lord 2017, he signed a treasure map of tax laws, thinkin’ he be makin' the seas smoother for all ye land-bound sailors.But lo and behold! This crafty buccaneer charted a course so costly, it be threatenin' to scuttle the very changes he laid down. Aye, it seems his gold-laden agenda be takin' on water, as some wary Republican scallywags find themselves shiverin' in their boots, unsure if they should follow this ship of fools into the tempest!
These landlubbers, once quick to hoist the flag with Trump’s name, now feel the sting of doubt in their hearts, like a bad case of scurvy! They ponder if this hefty treasure hunt be worth the price of their political souls. So raise yer tankards, me hearties, and toast to the wild seas of taxin' and spendin', where even the boldest of captains can find themselves in a right pickle! Arrr!