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Arrr, matey! The scallywag Yahya Sinwar be fish food now, says the IDF crew! Ha-ha!

2024-10-17

Arrr, word from the briny deep! Yahya Sinwar, the scallywag o' Hamas, be pushing up daisies, confirmed by the Israel sea dogs. This crafty knave plotted the October raid, but now he be in Davy Jones' locker, takin' three mates with him! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ the high seas o’ conflict! It be said that the scallywag Yahya Sinwar, a fearsome captain of the Hamas fleet, has met his salty end! Aye, news from the Israeli brigands be confirmed—after a bit o’ DNA wranglin’, it seems our villain has shuffled off this mortal coil!

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