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Arrr! Six moons past, Yoko Taro be grateful to ye scallywags, but Square Enix be tossin' 'em overboard!

2024-10-17

Arrr, me hearties! When the fine gents o' this world decided to wear their breeches 'round their ankles while dancin' a jig, 'twas surely one o' humanity's more laughable blunders! Aye, a sight to make even Davy Jones chuckle!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’m about t’ regale ye with a tale of one o’ mankind’s less glorious moments, when we be actin’ like scallywags instead o’ the noble sailors we be claimin’ t’ be! Aye, it be a time when reason took a backseat t’ foolishness, an’ the world be shiverin’ in the wake of some truly daft decisions!

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