Arrr, Cardinal Dolan be all a-flustered 'cause that scallywag Harris be missin' the Al Smith shindig!
2024-10-17
Arrr, me hearties! Cardinal Dolan be fumin' like a ship’s cannon ‘cause Kamala Harris be givin' the Al Smith feast a miss! But looky here, ol' Trump be settin’ sail to join the revelry! Aye, what a merry crew we be!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe that be ticklin' the belly o' Cardinal Timothy Dolan, the jolly Archbishop o' New York. This fine sea captain of the Church be mighty upset that Vice President Harris be givin' the Al Smith charity dinner a miss this Thursday. "Arrr, it be imbalanced!" he cried, lamentin' the loss of civility and humor that the eve is known for—'tis not a campaign speech, yarr!While our matey Trump be sailin' into that fine dinner, Harris be battlin' the winds in Wisconsin, tryin' to win over the "blue wall" that be givin' her nightmares! Dolan be hopin' the night will raise a treasure o' $9 million for charity, for it be a grand affair filled with jests and good cheer, not just a Republican or Democratic shindig, mind ye!
He lamented that the absence of Harris be a shame, as even she knows we need to turn the page on bitter squabbles. Arrr, it be a night for camaraderie! Rumor has it she may pop in virtually, but it ain't the same as a hearty handshake and a good laugh in person. So there ye have it, a tale of politics and charity on the high seas of New York! Yarrr!