Arrr! Biden be hoistin' the anchor to keep a boatload o' Lebanese mates from walkin' the plank, savvy?
2024-10-17
Arrr, me hearty! This week, the Biden crew be settin’ sail to grant work permits and safe passage from the dreaded deportation seas to a whole shipload o’ Lebanese buccaneers! Aye, fair winds and smooth sailin’ for those scallywags!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin’ news from the land o’ landlubbers! The Biden crew has hoisted their sails to shield poor Lebanese souls from walkin’ the plank of deportation, claimin’ the tumultuous waters with Israel be too choppy to send ‘em back!The Department o’ Homeland Security be declarin’ Lebanon a fine place fer Temporary Protected Status! This means any scallywag from Lebanon already on U.S. shores can now seek work permits and rest easy for 18 moons without fear of bein’ tossed overboard. Aye, they be callin’ it an “extraordinary and temporary condition.” Sounds like a fancy way to say it be a right mess back home!
With the cannons boomin’ and the ground invasions stirrin' the pot, the U.S. be doin’ what it can to keep its own safe. The TPS be estimatin’ around 11,000 Lebanese will be able to kick back and relax, at least for now. But beware, mateys! This be stirrin’ the pot of controversy, with some landlovers up in arms over protectin’ not just Lebanese, but also Haitians and Venezuelans!
So, raise yer tankards! Here’s hopin’ for calmer seas and fair winds for all! Arrr!