The Booty Report

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"Arrr, me hearties! The cap'n of Hamas be six feet under, takin' his last swim with the fishes!"

2024-10-17

Arrr! And lo, a parley with that dapper scallywag, Hugh Grant! Aye, we be chattin’ ‘bout his swashbucklin’ charm and those devilish good looks, while we swig rum and swap tales of treasure and trouble on the high seas! Avast, me hearties!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a jolly good interview with the swashbucklin' lad Hugh Grant! This fine English gentleman be known for his dashing looks and a tongue sharper than a cutlass. Aye, he be the sort who charms the breeches off any lass or lad with but a wink and a grin!

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