Arrr! Texas treasure hunter be takin' a doc to court fer fixin' young scallywags’ identities! What be next, I wonder?
2024-10-17
Arrr, me hearties! Ken Paxton, that scallywag of an attorney general, be shoutin' ‘tis the first time we be swingin' the cutlass under the king’s order against that cursed treatment! Hoist the sails, we be makin' law like true buccaneers!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear, for I be tellin' ye a tale of ol' Ken Paxton, the mighty attorney general o' Texas! Aye, this scallywag declared with a bellowin' voice that he be embarkin’ on a grand quest, the likes of which be never seen before! Under the banner of a state ban on a certain treatment, he set sail on the high seas of enforcement!