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Arrr, matey! When asked 'bout the Lebanese flag, Saleh chuckled, “Nay, twas not the flag, but me crew’s blunder!”

2024-10-17

Arrr, matey! Spotted be the ex-Jets captain, Robert Saleh, scourin' the aisles of Whole Foods in the wilds of New Jersey! When queried 'bout a Lebanon pin causin' his walkin' the plank, he just laughed, sayin', "Nay, it be me tactics that sunk the ship!"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Robert Saleh, a former captain of the New York Jets crew, seen for the first time since bein’ cast off from his ship. Aye, he was spotted at the local Whole Foods, plunderin’ for provisions in New Jersey!

When asked if sportin’ a Lebanese flag pin be the reason for his untimely walkin’ the plank, Saleh merely shrugged and sailed away in his chariot. The Jets’ captain was given the boot after a dismal defeat to the Minnesota Vikings on the high seas of London, as confirmed by the ship’s captain, Woody Johnson.

In a statement, Johnson claimed it be a tough decision, but they weren’t chartin’ the right course for victory. Our brave Saleh, of Lebanese descent and the first Muslim to steer an NFL ship, had donned the pin amidst the din of battle between Israel and Hamas. He even sported it whilst fightin’ the New York Giants, not long after the tempest began.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations raised a ruckus, demandin’ answers for Saleh’s abrupt ousting, especially after he was allegedly escorted out like a scallywag. But lo! Saleh thanked his crew for the journey, expressin’ gratitude to the passionate faithful of Jets Nation. So ends the tale of Captain Saleh, a true sea dog of the gridiron! Arrr!

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