Arrr, matey! Young scallywags be smokin’ less, as the e-cigarette treasure be sinkin’ to Davy Jones' locker!
2024-10-17
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of middle an' high seas be puffin' less smoke! Aye, the lads at the CDC an' FDA be shoutin' from the crow's nest that only 2.25 million young buccaneers be usin' tobacco, a fine drop from last year's blunder! Huzzah!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of triumph upon the high seas o’ health! The fine folk at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration be hoisting their flags high, celebratin' a grand achievement! The scallywags known as middle and high school students be shunnin' tobacco like it be a cursed treasure!In a mighty fine report, it be revealed that the numbers of youthful swabs puffin' on the devil's weed hath plummeted to a 25-year low, much to the glee of landlubbers everywhere! Aye, only 2.25 million rascals be admitin' to partakin' in tobacco over the last moon, a drop from a heavier 2.8 million just a year prior! By thunder, it seems the tides be turnin' against the nasty habit!
Thanks to the diligent efforts of those goodly captains at the CDC and FDA, the winds of change be blowin’ favorably for the young 'uns. Let us raise our tankards in cheer, for the youth be makin' wise choices, and the seas be a bit clearer for their future sails! So hoist the sails, me hearties, and let’s celebrate this fine news with a hearty laugh and a jig or two!