Arrr, Trump be jabberin' 'bout global tariffs, but can this scallywag truly hoist that sail? Har har!
2024-10-17
Arrr, matey! Ol' Captain Trump be flappin' his gums 'bout tariffs like a parrot on a perch! But what be oft ignored be if he or another scallywag could hoist a global tariff wall without askin' Congress or fearin' the federal courts! Aye, the seas be murky indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale o' a certain landlubber known as Donald Trump, who be yappin' 'bout tariffs like a parrot on a sugar high! It be said that this scallywag's chatter be stirrin' up a tempest o' talk about the ill winds blowin' through the seas of economy and geopolitics, aye!But lo and behold, few be ponderin' the real treasure: can a future Captain Trump—or any swabbie with a penchant for olden trade laws—raise a mighty global tariff wall without callin' on the crew in Congress or fearin' the courts' cannon fire? Rumors abound that he could sail the ship solo, like a one-eyed pirate steerin' into the sunset o' unilateralism!
But mark me words, mateys, it be a treacherous voyage! Such a course could set the ship a-rockin' and the seas a-churnin'. The landlubbers in Congress might just mutiny, and the courts could unleash a storm of justice upon him! So as we ponder this high-seas conundrum, let’s not forget to pack our cutlasses—both for the debates and perhaps a bit o’ rum to ease the tension! Yarrr!