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"Avast! Biden be shoutin' for peace again, now that the big bad Hamas captain's gone to Davy Jones' locker!"

2024-10-18

Arrr, President Biden be raisin' a tankard o’ cheer for Israel, what with Yahya Sinwar meetin’ Davy Jones. He be sendin’ his trusty secretary o’ state to plot how to keep the treasure of Gaza safe from scallywags! Avast, the seas be gettin’ choppy!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round ye scallywags, fer I be havin' a tale from the high seas of politics! President Biden, that ol' sea dog, raised a tankard in cheer fer the fall of one Yahya Sinwar, a villainous scamp from the land of Israel’s troubles. With a hearty laugh, he proclaimed, “Well done, me mateys! Let’s keep the winds of fortune blowin’ in our favor!”

But lo! The captain of the ship, ol’ Biden, didn’t just be celebratin’ like a jolly buccaneer at a treasure feast. Nay, he be sendin’ his trusty co-captain, the Secretary of State, to chart the course through the stormy waters of Gaza. “We must secure this here sea,” he declared, “lest it be run amok with scallywags and landlubbers!”

Seems like the good captain’s got a mind to keep the peace, savvy? He’s off to parley with the fine folk of Gaza, hopin' to strike a deal that don’t leave ‘em all walkin’ the plank. So raise a flagon and toast to the diplomatic seas, where the winds may blow fair and square, and the cannon fire be put aside in favor of a good ol’ yarn! Arrr!

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