The Booty Report

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"Two hundred moons passed, an' we still be scratchin' our heads over what be the Midwest, arrr!"

2024-10-18

Arrr, me hearties! Since the land be dubbed the Midwest, the scallywags have squabbled o’er what makes it tick! From borders to good ol' matey spirits, the debate be hotter than a cannonball this election year! Avast, let the jolly argument sail forth!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a land known as the Midwest, a patch o' earth that be stirrin’ up more squabblin’ than a crew fightin' fer the last bottle of rum!

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