The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Harris be settin' sail with Captain Michelle and First Mate Barack on the grand campaign voyage! Avast, me hearties!

2024-10-18

Ahoy, mateys! The valiant Barack and his fair lass Michelle be settin' sail for their first campaign shindigs, joinin' forces with the daring Kamala Harris! They'll be raisin' a ruckus in the lands of Georgia and Michigan. Avast, let the rallies commence, or ye be walkin' the plank!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the high seas of politics! It be none other than Captain Barack and his fair lady, Michelle, makin' their grand return to the campaign waters! Aye, they be settin' sail alongside the fierce and fiery Kamala Harris at rallies in the fair lands of Georgia and Michigan!

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