Arrr, the Mountain West captain be weepin’ over bad press, like a scallywag with a holey ship, ‘cause of a trans matey!
2024-10-18
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! The fair Commissioner Gloria Nevarez of the Mountain West be jawin' 'bout the ruckus ‘round the San Jose lassies’ volleyball crew and their transgender hullabaloo. A right kerfuffle, I say! Let’s hoist the sails and see where this tempest blows!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the jolly tale of Commissioner Gloria Nevarez, who be speakin' on the uproar surroundin' the San Jose State women’s volleyball crew! Aye, 'tis true that several teams be choosin' to forfeit matches against these lasses, all 'cause of a transgender matey playin' on their squad. Such folly, I say!At the Mountain West basketball media days, Nevarez lamented, “It breaks me heart!” She scolded that this be not the way of college sports, and the poor souls involved be drownin’ in a sea of negative attention. Aye, the likes of Boise State, Southern Utah, Utah State, and Wyoming have all decided to abandon ship rather than face the San Jose Spartans. Meanwhile, Nevada's crew be battlin' through, despite some players wishin' to sit out. Blimey!
Our brave captain Sia Liillii declared their intentions to play with honor, resolvin’ to maintain integrity amidst the stormy seas of controversy. Nevarez, still learnin' about the tides of trans inclusion in women’s sports, be caught in a political whirlpool, sayin', “It feels like a no-win!” So here we be, amidst a tempest of opinions and forfeitin' teams, with the fate of volleyball hangin' in the balance! Yarrr!