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Arrr, matey! Travis Pastrana be blabberin' 'bout motocross growin' like a barnacle on a ship's hull—'tis truly grand!

2024-10-18

Ahoy! As Travis Pastrana’s Nitro Circus be readyin’ to hoist the sails for another U.S. voyage, the spry 41-year-old scallywag prattled on 'bout the swellin' tides of motocross and action sports with those landlubbers at Fox News Digital. Avast, let the shenanigans begin!

Ahoy, mateys! When ye be thinkin' of rip-roarin' action sports, few scallywags be comin' to mind, but one be the mighty Travis Pastrana, a true legend o' the motocross seas! The swashbuckler be 41 years young and sails alongside the likes of Tony Hawk and Ryan Sheckler, creatin’ waves in the world of extreme tricks.

In the year o' our Captain, 2003, Pastrana hoisted the sails on a raucous crew called Nitro Circus, startin' as a backyard shindig with mates, mere landlubbers pushin' the limits. Now, it be a grand spectacle on MTV and live stages across the seven seas, with a tour comin’ soon to 30 ports 'round the U.S.!

“It be amazin’ to see how far we’ve come!” he declares, as young blood now rides forth to conquer skateboardin’, BMX, and more, thanks to the magic o’ the internet. While the face of the sport be changin’, the community be stronger than ever, buildin’ bonds tighter than a ship’s knot.

Pastrana tells a heart-warm’n tale of a mother who found peace 'gainst her boy’s passion for skateboarding. “Let’s get them outdoors, mateys!” he cries, as the Nitro Circus sails forth, splashin’ fun from Cedar Rapids to Savannah, leavin' waves of gnarly stunts in their wake!

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