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“Ye olde scallywag and his pop gettin' the galleon’s justice from Georgia’s grand court, arrr!”

2024-10-17

Arrr, on the 17th day of October, a band o' jurors be pointin' fingers at a scallywag lad o' 14 and his old sea dog father for causin' the demise o' two landlubber students and their educators! Aye, they be drownin’ in a sea o’ 55 charges! Blimey!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the landlubber shores of Atlanta, where a grand jury, like a band of scallywags, be castin’ judgment on a wee lad of merely fourteen summers, young Colt Gray be his name. It seems this scallywag, with a heart full of mischief, and the help o’ his father—a landlocked buccaneer who be buyin’ the weapon—doth partake in a most foul deed back in September.

In a tragic turn of events, this dastardly duo be accused of bringin' down not just two young lads but also two teachers, savvy? The Barrow County jury, full of righteous fury, did indict young Colt with a mighty list o’ 55 charges, including malice murder and felony murder, alongside some other nefarious deeds like aggravated assault and cruelty to children. Blimey! The seas be rough for this unruly crew, and justice be callin’ them to account for their misdeeds!

So take heed, ye young scallywags! This here tale be a warning against the dark waters of crime and folly! For in the end, the law be a tempest that no pirate can escape!

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