Arrr! A holy sea dog be settin' sail fer court, fightin' mandatory scripture readin' in Oklahoma, by thunder!
2024-10-17
Arrr, a motley crew of faith captains, landlubber parents, and scallywag scholars in Oklahoma be settin' sail for a legal battle! They be protestin' against the swashbucklin' decree of Ryan Walters, who be wantin' to chart a course with the Good Book in every school. Shiver me timbers!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale of high seas mischief from the heart of Oklahoma! A motley crew of faith leaders, parents, students, and teachers be settin' sail fer a mighty legal battle against a far-right scallywag, the Superintendent Ryan Walters. This here rascal be plotin’ to hoist the good ol' Bible into the brainpans of every public school young 'un from fifth grade to twelve! Arrr!In the month of June, he slapped down an edict sharper than a cutlass, declarin’ that all schools must weave the Good Book into their lessons, and no delay was allowed—‘twas effective immediately! Aye, that be a bold move, but it has tickled the fancies of many a parent and teacher, who be thinkin’ this be a fine mess of a notion.
These brave souls be bandin’ together, seekin’ to thwart the Superintendent’s grand scheme, which they believe be more of a treasure hunt for trouble than a proper education. So, hunker down, me hearties! The winds of change be blowin’, and this legal squabble be sure to ruffle the sails of education in the Sooner State! Yarrr!