Arrr! Trump be crackin' jests ‘bout Harris bein’ a no-show at the feast, while she be sendin’ a ghostly message!
2024-10-18
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Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the latest scuttlebutt from the high seas of politics! Aye, it be a tempestuous time fer Vice President Harris, as she be catchin' flak fer sendin' a pre-recorded message to some charity shindig, leavin' ol' Trump to lob jests like cannonballs! The crew at Fox News be chattin' about the contentious interview with Bret Baier, and it seems Harris be swimmin' in troubled waters!Now, the early vote be settin' sail in Louisiana, Hawaii, and Washington, while Mark Cuban be rallyin' fer Harris, and the ever-controversial Elon Musk be cheerin' fer Trump in the grand battlegrounds! Meanwhile, Bill Maher be raisin' eyebrows about why the Second Gentleman be slippin' under the radar like a sly sea serpent.
As the winds of change blow, folks in barbershops be flippin' coins 'bout the 2024 race, unsure whether to back Harris or Trump. And a fine farmer be claimin' that Harris would sink the agricultural ship! So hoist the sails and keep yer eyes peeled, fer it be a wild ride ahead!