Arrr, Iran be callin’ that scallywag Sinwar a 'martyr' and a fine role model fer wee deckhands!
2024-10-17
Arrr! The scallywag Yahya Sinwar, the knave who plotted the dark deed on the seventh day of October in the year of our Lord, 2023, met his maker. Iran be raisin' a tankard for him, callin' him a martyr! Aye, the world be a mad sea!
Ahoy, mateys! The winds of mischief be blowin' strong, as news sails in of the demise of the scallywag Yahya Sinwar, the dastardly leader of Hamas, who met his fate at the hand of the Israeli forces. Aye, they be callin' him a martyr, but I reckon he was more of a coward, hidin' like a rat in the seafloor mud when the cannons roared! Benjamin Netanyahu, the captain of Israel’s ship, declared that Sinwar, who brewed up trouble on the fateful day of October 7, was not a lion but rather a frightened pup scuttlin' away from the fight. Iran, in its usual flair for drama, compared his end to that of the infamous Saddam Hussein, dragged from his hole like a soggy biscuit. But fear not, for the cunning crew of Hamas plans to wave the flag of resistance in his honor, callin’ him a beacon for the young squires lookin' to liberate Palestine. Aye, they promise that as long as they be under siege, the spirit of resistance will live on! Meanwhile, Israel be readyin' its cannons, settin' sights on those who dare challenge the mighty ship of the Jewish state. The seas be murky, and the battle be far from over, savvy?