Arrr, JD Vance be battlin' for the souls o' Pennsylvania's holy rogues, savin' them from the landlubber's grasp!
2024-10-18
Arrr, matey! The Republican's second-in-command be the lone Catholic aboard this grand vessel of politics! His words strike a chord with the swashbucklin’ conservative sea dogs of the white Catholic crew. Aye, they be hootin’ and hollerin’ fer his fine views! Avast, a merry jest indeed!
Avast, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a jolly fella, the Republican vice-presidential nominee! Aye, this scallywag be the only Catholic in the whole wide sea of national tickets, makin’ him a rare treasure indeed, like a doubloon shinin’ bright under the sun!