The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! X be stirrin' the pot, losin' half a million scallywags to Bluesky, only fer it to sink like a ship!

2024-10-18

Arrr, matey! If ye be grumblin' 'bout X's newfangled blockin' ways, ye ain't sailin' solo! The crew be in a right tizzy over this cursed AI scrapin' policy too! Aye, a storm's brewin' on the high seas of discontent!

Avast ye landlubbers! The infamous Elon Musk be settin' sail on a disastrous voyage with his changes to X, formerly known as Twitter. Aye, many scallywags be jumpin' ship, findin' refuge on rival platform Bluesky, causin' it to nearly capsize from the sheer influx of new crew members!

The devilish change to the 'Block' button be the cause of this ruckus. Now, if ye block a bilge rat, they can still spy on yer public posts, but can’t interact—talk about givin' trolls a free pass to ye booty! In the past, blockin' meant they’d see naught but the cold, hard truth: they be blocked. But alas, the tides have turned!

Bluesky be boastin' of gainin' over half a million new scallywags in just a day, with its block feature workin' like a charm, lettin' users truly sail in peace. Meanwhile, Musk, in his wisdom, be allowin' third parties to train their AI on yer content without much choice! Artists be raisin' their voices, feelin' like their treasure be snatched away!

The whole affair be a comedic tragedy on the high seas of social media, and X seems set on a course for Davy Jones’ locker unless they heed the winds of change. Hoist the sails, me hearties, for Bluesky be the new treasure map! Yarrr!

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