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Arrr! Trump be sayin’ Ali-Frazier’s brawl be the wildest night on the high seas o’ boxing, savvy?

2024-10-18

Arrr, ye landlubbers! The former captain, Trump, be sittin' with Tyrus on the good ship OutKick’s "Maintaining with Tyrus," jabberin' 'bout all sorts o' treasures, includin' the fine art of fisticuffs! Aye, it be a jolly good time on the high seas o' chatter!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a certain landlubber, the former Captain o’ the White House, Donald Trump, who be reminiscin' of a wild night in his youthful days, shared on the famed "Maintaining with Tyrus" show.

In the grand halls of Madison Square Garden, where the air be thick with excitement, Trump be recallin' the legendary clash betwixt the mighty Muhammad Ali and the fierce Joe Frazier in March of 1971, known as the grand "Fight of the Century." Aye, he claims to have been but a wee lad at the time, witnessin' the ruckus that left many a heart thumpin' like a cannon’s roar!

With both fighters undefeated, the brawl was a tempest of brutality, goin' a full 15 rounds – a true test of strength and valor! Frazier emerged the victor, sendin’ Ali to his first defeat, and Trump be callin' it one o' the greatest spectacles ever to grace the boxing world.

As he waxed poetic about the fine sport, he even tipped his hat to Dana White, the master of UFC, who be steerin' the ship of fightin’ glory away from the sweet science of boxing. So, there ye have it, a night filled with ruckus, heartaches, and the sweet taste of victory! Arrr!

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