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Arrr! The good ol' USA be takin' aim at Houthi treasure chests in Yemen, blowin' 'em to Davy Jones' locker!

2024-10-18

Arrr, matey! The mighty B-2 birds flew the skies, blastin' five secret Houthi treasure caves in Yemen, where them scallywags stash their wicked wares. The good captain Austin be sayin’ these hideouts held all manner of booms 'n bangs, ready to sink ships 'n trouble the seas! Yarrr!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale o’ high-flying mischief from the skies above Yemen. The mighty U.S. B-2 bombers, them sleek birds o' war, took to the heavens on a fine Wednesday, lettin' loose a tempest upon five secretive treasure dens fer Houthi scallywags!

These be no ordinary hidey-holes, mind ye! Nay, they be fortified like the hull o' a galleon, guardin' all manner o’ wicked weapons the Iranian-backed rebels be usin' to unleash chaos upon the seven seas. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin, the captain o’ this grand operation, declared that these facilities housed the very tools that the scallywags had used to torment both civilian and military vessels alike!

So, hoist the sails and raise the Jolly Roger, fer the skies be filled with the rumble of justice! The brave souls aboard them bombers are takin’ a stand against them ruffians, showin’ that even the darkest corners of the world be no match fer the might o’ the U.S. fleet. May their cannons roar like thunder, and may the Houthi miscreants tremble in their boots!

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