Arrr, Brian Stelter be sayin’ Trump tickled his funny bone at the Al Smith feast, with jests aplenty! Har har!
2024-10-18
Arrr, me hearties! Even the landlubber Brian Stelter, chief scribe of the CNN sea, be raisin’ a tankard to Trump’s jests at the Al Smith feast! He be sayin’ the man spun quite the yarn, makin’ ‘em chuckle like a crew o’ scallywags! Avast, what a merry jest!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! The CNN captain o' media, one Brian Stelter, who be known fer takin' jabs at the former squallin' captain, Donald Trump, found himself chucklin' at Trump's jests during the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner. Aye, he even called his words funny and heartfelt, a rarity for this sea dog!At this grand feast, Trump, with a wink and a grin, poked fun at the attempts on his life and claimed, "Nope! I've got nothin'!" He jested about takin' shots at himself when others had shot at him first—quite the humorous twist for a captain who'd weathered many a storm!
Yet, not all on the CNN ship found it amusing! The fair lass, Karen Finney, dismissed the whole affair, suggestin' Harris did well to steer clear of a ship filled with "old, stodgy" men. Instead, she sent a pre-recorded message, which drew a few eye rolls from the crew! Aye, even comedian Jim Gaffigan tossed a few cannonballs at her absence!
So, there ye have it, mateys! A night of laughter, jests, and the ever-turbulent waters of political discourse—who says this life be dull? Arrr!