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"Why did the scallywags of Israel set their sights on Yahya Sinwar, ye ask? A right jolly game of cat and mouse!"

2024-10-18

Arrr, what be the fate o' Israel and Gaza now that Yahya Sinwar, the scallywag behind the Oct. 7 raid, be pushin' up daisies? Ronen Bergman, a swabbin' scribe from The New York Times, be spillin' the beans from his Tel Aviv perch, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fate of the crafty Yahya Sinwar, the villainous mastermind behind the dastardly raid on Oct. 7! That scallywag met his end, and ‘tis a turn o’ the tide for both Israel and Gaza, indeed!

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