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Arrr, a scallywag's game sent a lass into labor! She be thinkin' of callin' the wee one 'Grimace,' har har!

2024-10-18

Arrr, me hearties! Elisabeth Tarlor, a true Mets wench, be caught in a tempest of emotions, sendin' her into labor ahead of schedule! She swears it be the thrill of watchin' her crew snag a mighty victory that spurred the little matey to make a grand entrance!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o’ the New York Mets, a crew so spirited they sent a lass into early labor whilst watchin' their grand postseason battles! Elisabeth Tarlor, once a loyal fan o’ the Yankees, found herself swayed by her swashbucklin' husband, Eric, to join the ranks of the Mets, just as she readied to pop out her first little matey.

As the Mets faced off against the dastardly Dodgers, the excitement brewed like a storm at sea, and lo! During Game 2, with the Mets holdin’ a 7-3 lead, the thrill sent Elisabeth into labor! Aye, the baby’s name would be Summer Shea, payin' homage to the great William Shea, the man who birthed the Mets franchise. They nearly named her after that purple fiend, Grimace, from McDonald's, thanks to a lucky streak, but decided against it—thank the seas!

As fate would have it, the wee lass made her debut right after Game 2, but the Mets' luck turned sour, losin' their next two battles. Yet Eric's heart swells with hope, dreamin' of a bright future where the Mets be a mighty crew for their children! So here’s to Summer Shea, may she grow up amidst the cheers of her beloved Mets!

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