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"Arrr, matey! Giants lad Malik Nabers be sayin’, ‘I’ve still got me own treasure, despite the concert ruckus!’"

2024-10-18

Arrr, mateys! Malik Nabers be settin' sail back to the field this Sunday, ready to clash with the Eagles, after battlin’ a fierce beast called "concussion"! He can't recall the scallywag at all, but fear not, he be ready to plunder on! Yarrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of young Malik Nabers, a sprightly lad o’ the New York Giants, who be settin’ sail back to the field after takin’ a knock on the noggin! This scallywag missed two battles, all due to a wee concussion after tryin’ to catch a ball as if it were a prized treasure, only to meet the MetLife turf with his face!

Our lad, Nabers, be a bit foggy ‘bout how he ended up sittin’ on the sidelines, helmet askew like a shipwrecked sailor. “T’was frightenin’ fer sure!” he exclaimed, “All I recall be Daniel Jones throwin’ the ball!” Prior to his mishap, Nabers be performin’ like a true captain, haul in’ 12 catches fer 115 yards in a single skirmish!

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