Arrr! The scallywags at the Boston Globe be raisin' their flag for Kamala Harris, savvy?
2024-10-18
Arrr, matey! For a decade past, Captain Trump be scrawlin' his scurvy mark upon the good ship America! He be mockin' the law, spreadin' tall tales, and raisin' a ruckus with shady scallywags! Now he be waitin' to face the hangman's noose for his treacherous deeds! Blimey!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be tellin' ye of a scallywag named Donald Trump, a former captain of the grand ship America who’s been causin' quite the ruckus these past ten years! This swab has left his foul mark upon the land like barnacles on a ship's hull, lettin' loose a torrent of treachery and tomfoolery.