Arrr, matey! Our dreams of Spider-Man tales be sunk, as Insomniac shouts, “Nary a new yarn, but look at this shiny PC treasure!”
2024-10-18
Arrr, me hearties! The treasure chest be bare o' extra loot fer the time bein'. No shiny DLC to plunder now, so hoist yer sails and keep yer crew entertained with tales o' the high seas! Avast, we sail on!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale as salty as the sea itself! It be a fine day, but I bring ye news that may shatter yer dreams like a cannonball through a hull. The treasure ye seek—aye, the fabled DLC—be not in our grasp at the moment!Yarr, I can hear the groans of ye scallywags already! “But Captain,” ye cry, “we be ready to set sail on new adventures!” Aye, I feel yer pain, but the winds of fortune be favorin’ us not. It seems the crew be too busy swabbin’ the decks and countin’ doubloons to whip up any new content for our merry voyages.
So, what now, ye landlubbers? Shall we sit upon our old ships, reminiscing of grand battles fought and treasures found? Or shall we plot our next heist on the high seas of imagination? Fear not, for there be plenty of rum and tales to keep our spirits high whilst we await the bounty of content to come!
So hoist the sails and keep a weather eye on the horizon, for though the winds be still, a mighty storm of new adventures be on the way! Just not today, savvy?