Arrr, matey! Diablo 4's Spiritborn class be packin’ quadrillions o' damage, thanks to pesky bugs makin’ it a beast that be 100,000 times stronger!
2024-10-18
"Arrr, the jesters be actin' daft, like a landlubber tryin' to dance on a ship's deck in a storm! Aye, this be a right merry shindig of foolishness! Avast, I say, it’s gettin’ downright ridiculous, matey!"
Ahoy matey! Gather ye round and lend an ear, for this tale be a jolly one! The winds o’ fortune be blowin’ a tad too whimsical, I declare! Aye, the seas be churning with antics that’d make even a scallywag chuckle! The world, once filled with the ferocity of swashbucklin’ and treasure huntin’, now be caught in a tempest of absurdity!Ye see, the crew be findin’ their jibs and jugs all tied in knots over matters that be downright silly. From landlubbers prancing about in duds that be more befitting a landlocked fishmonger than a sailor, to parrots squawkin’ about the weather like they be the captains of the sky! Arrr, the guffaws be echoing across the briny deep!
An’ don’t get me started on the ludicrous debates ‘bout the length of a sea serpent’s tail or whether a mermaid be a fish or a siren! Blimey, it’s enough to make a hearty sailor weep into his grog! Aye, we be livin’ in a time where the daftness be overflowin’ like a busted barrel o’ rum!
So, hoist the sails and let the laughter ring! For if the seas be turnin’ silly, we best ride the waves with a hearty chuckle and a rollickin’ good time. Savvy?