Arrr, Harris be flounderin' like a fish on land, tryin’ to spot a policy difference 'twixt her and ol' Biden!
2024-10-18
Arrr, matey! Vice President Harris be flounderin' like a fish outta water, tryin' to spin a yarn 'bout a policy she'd chart differently from Captain Biden! Aye, that be broadcastin' this Friday on the treacherous seas of MSNBC, where thoughts be as scarce as gold doubloons!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for a tale of Vice President Kamala Harris, who found herself tossed about like a ship in a storm when pressed by the media about what she’d change from Captain Biden’s course over the past three-and-a-half years. At a rally in Grand Rapids, she was asked straight as a cannonball, “What be one policy ye would’ve set sail on differently?”With a glimmer o' hesitation, she replied, “Well, ye see, it ain't the way of a vice captain to criticize the captain, savvy?” It be a fine tradition, she claimed, to sail in harmony, even if some landlubbers wanted to know how she’d steer the ship differently.
Pressed further, she finally let slip a few ideas like a treasure map: Medicare for home health care, affordable housing for young scallywags, and aid for small businesses—aye, she be known to speak from experience, havin’ seen her own mother save like a true buccaneer! But alas, many a voter still feels like a ship adrift, seekin’ clarity about how her presidency might differ from Biden’s. With her words a bit jumbled, she sailed away without offering a clear course. So, let’s raise a tankard to the winds of change and hope for a fairer breeze ahead!