The Booty Report

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"Avast! A bold pup atop yon Great Pyramid, slippin' down like a scallywag, while landlubbers gawk in wonder!"

2024-10-18

Arrr, a jolly pooch be spied in a rollickin’ moving picture atop the mighty Pyramid of Giza! With the grace of a sea gull at a feast, it scampered down like a scallywag in search of treasure. Aye, that dog be livin' the high seas of Egyptian capers!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round fer a tale of a rogue pup and the grand ol’ Great Pyramid of Giza! Aye, on the day of Oct. 14, as paragliders be sailin’ the skies, one Alex Lang be catchin’ a sight most peculiar—a stray dog baskin’ atop the ancient wonder, lookin' down like a proper king of the world! This furry scallywag, all light-colored and sprightly, was prancin’ about the pinnacle of history, barkin’ at the pesky birds flappin’ about.

The Great Pyramid, standin' tall at 481 feet and over 4,600 years old, gave a mighty fine stage for our canine comrade. With a tail waggin’ like a flag on a ship, the pooch decided it be time to descend, takin' it one paw at a time, as if it be performin' a high-seas ballet! Marshall Mosher, another brave soul with a camera, filmed the daring descent, while a bystander exclaimed, “Are ye kiddin’ me?” Such bravery!

But lo, how that merry mutt found its way to such dizzyin’ heights remains a mystery as deep as Davy Jones’ locker! One thing’s fer sure, mateys: this pirate’s heart be warm with joy seein’ a dog conquering such lofty lands. Who knows what adventures await that brave pup on the high seas of life!

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