Arrr! Harris and Liz be joinin' forces to woo them fancy blue-wall towns, savvy? A jolly sight, indeed!
2024-10-19
Arrr! The second-in-command lass and her trusty Republican matey be settin' sail for chinwags in the fair suburbs of Philadelphia, Detroit, and Milwaukee. Aye, ’tis a jolly good time for a parley, moderated like a ship’s compass, so no one gets lost at sea!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o’ political shenanigans fit for the high seas! The fair Vice President, a lady of great stature, be set to sail the treacherous waters of suburban America, accompanied by her trusty Republican first mate, a scallywag who be known for his sharp wit and even sharper jests!These two landlubbers be hittin' the bustling shores of Philadelphia, Detroit, and Milwaukee—three ports ripe for some jolly good “moderated conversations.” Aye, ye heard it right! They’ll be jawin’ with the locals, givin’ the folks a dose o’ their finest political blarney amidst the swells of suburbia. It be like watchin' a parrot and a cat try to share the same perch, I tell ye!
With a sprinkle o’ humor and a dash o’ charm, they’ll be chattin’ ‘bout matters of great import, all while dodgin’ the cannonballs of tough questions and contentious issues. It’s sure to be a riotous spectacle, like a rum-fueled tavern brawl, but with less grog and more pleasantries! So, hoist the flags and grab yer popcorn, ‘cause this be a show ye won’t want to miss, savvy?