In Bellwether County, matey, a wee loss be a jolly treasure for Captain Harris! Arrr, what a curious tide!
2024-10-19
Arrr, in them fair lands o’ common folk, Kamala be settin’ sail to merely sink less deep! Thirty yarns spun in Beaver County, Pa., showin’ some waverin’ mates be stickin’ to her crew, savvy? Aye, a fine game o’ keepin’ the ship afloat, it be!
Ahoy mateys! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout Kamala Harris, a lass from the political seas, settin' sail for the shores of Beaver County, Pennsylvania. In these fair lands of white, working-class folk, her grand aim be not to claim victory but to lose by a smidge less than expected. A cunning strategy, indeed! Ye see, it be like tryin’ to keep yer ship from sinkin’ while dodgin’ cannonballs!
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