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Arrr! WWE specter The Undertaker be teamin' with Trump, shoutin' to ye landlubbers: "Pick yer captain wisely, ye scallywags!"

2024-10-19

Arrr, mateys! Former Captain Trump be settin' sail with the legendary Undertaker and Kane, hollerin' to swabs before Election Day! He be sayin’ it be a right easy choice, like pickin’ the finest rum from a barrel! Avast, cast yer votes wisely, ye scallywags!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale from the high seas of politics and wrestling, where legends clash like swords! The infamous WWE specter known as The Undertaker, or Mark Callaway as the landlubbers call him, be makin’ waves with his own election promo, just after that scallywag Dave Bautista took a stab at the former captain of the ship, Donald Trump. Arrr!

In a jolly clip, The Undertaker, standin’ alongside his matey Kane — now the mayor of Knox County — called out to the good folk ‘bout their choices for the upcoming Election Day. “November 5th be ElectionMania!” he bellowed, weighin’ anchor with a choice betwixt Trump and the Brothers of Destruction or the likes of Kamala Harris, Bautista, and Tim Walz. “Choose wisely, or ye may find yerselves walkin’ the plank!”

Trump, sittin’ between these titans, gave his two cents, callin’ it an easy pick. Meanwhile, Bautista was throwin’ shade like a master of the seas, callin’ Trump a whiny landlubber afraid of feathered beasts and wearin’ more make-up than a barmaid at sunset!

What a ruckus! A right merry brawl on the digital seas, where even the campaign spokesmen had their swords drawn, callin’ Bautista a “stone-cold loser.” Avast, what a hullabaloo! Aye, politics be a circus, and the ring be swell with grapplers and jabs!

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