Arrr, matey! The Hitman be sparrin' with Trump at the Detroit shindig! I be thinkin' me rum be playin' tricks!
2024-10-18
Arrr, matey! Thomas "Hitman" Hearns, the pugilistic buccaneer from Detroit, set sail to join Captain Trump at his grand rally! With a record of 61-5-1, he be swingin’ fists like a rum-soaked sailor at a tavern brawl! Aye, ’tis a jolly sight to behold!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of a grand gathering in the heart of Detroit, where the former captain o’ the ship, Donald Trump, did hold court at Huntington Place! Aye, he summoned the legendary brawler, Thomas "Hitman" Hearns, to join him on the stage, much to the delight o’ the crowd!With a wink, Trump regaled the audience, proclaimin’, "I won so much doubloons bettin’ on this scallywag!" He spun yarns of Hearns’ legendary fisticuffs, makin’ all the landlubbers swoon with tales of yore. Hearns, flabbergasted like a fish outta water, could scarce believe the praise bein’ heaped upon him. "This can’t be real!" he bellowed, ready to lace up his gloves once more!
From 1977 to 2006, Hearns danced with greatness, claimin’ titles across no less than five weight classes, makin’ him a true pirate of the ring! His legendary clash with Sugar Ray Leonard in ’81 was the stuff of sailor’s dreams, with a purse so grand it could buy a fleet! With only five losses in 67 battles, he be a champion to be reckoned with, aye!
So, raise yer tankards to Trump and Hearns, a duo as unlikely as a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder! Arrr!