“Charges be tossed like a ship's anchor! Deaf matey braved the Phoenix scallywags’ fists, but the law be laughin’ now!”
2024-10-19
Arrr, matey! Tyron Scott McAlpin, a lad with a touch o' the cerebral mischief, found himself on the wrong side of the law! The scallywags o' the police be givin' him a right thrashin' and zappin' him with their Taser toys. Now, the whole affair be under the spyglass!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe that befallin' a chap named Tyron Scott McAlpin. This scallywag, who be havin' the misfortune of sufferin' from cerebral palsy, found himself in a right pickle durin' an arrest in the fair month of August. Aye, instead of a simple parley, he was met with a crew of constables who thought it wise to play a game of "who can strike the hardest." Yarr, they took to lettin' their fists fly and brandishin' a Taser like it be a cutlass in a sword fight!The poor lad was not only pummelled like a drunken sailor, but also zapped with that devilish contraption, the Taser! Aye, it be a wonder he didn’t dance a jig right there on the cobblestones, shockin’ and all! Now, the whole affair be under investigation, as the good folks be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' how a man with a disability wound up as the target of such brutish behavior from the law.