"Blaze be brewin' in the Oakland Hills! Hightail it, me hearties, ‘fore ye be toast in the gusty gales!"
2024-10-19
Arrr, me hearties! Those brave landlubber fire-fighters in Northern California be rushin' to douse a fiery beast that gobbled up two fine homes and a whole 15 acres o' treasure! Blimey, what a spicy mess they be wranglin’!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears, for I bring ye tidings from the fiery depths of Northern California! It seems a ruckus has erupted, as flames be dancin' like a crew of drunken sailors, layin' waste to not one, but two fine abodes and a whole 15 acres of land fit for scallywags and landlubbers alike!