Arrr, the captain's mate be sayin' returnin' to the Redskins name be a shipwrecked notion, matey!
2024-10-19
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the Washington Commanders' crew be shoutin' loud 'n clear: the old Redskins moniker be stayin' buried in Davy Jones' locker, no matter how much the landlubbers be howlin' for it! Avast, this ship be sailin' on a different wind!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale o’ the Washington Commanders, once known as the Redskins, a name that be causin’ more trouble than a kraken in a barrel o' rum! This name change be settin' sail in 2020, after years of accusations o’ racism and the winds o’ change blowin’ fierce, pushin' ol’ Captain Snyder to abandon ship on that moniker.From their humble beginnings in Boston back in 1933, the Redskins ruled the seas with three Super Bowl treasures and two NFL Championships, but the tides turned, and they had to chart a new course. After bein’ the Washington Football Team for a spell, they donned the name Commanders in 2022. But lo! The crew still yearns for the olden days, holdin’ petitions and rallies as if they be searchin' for buried treasure.
But fret not! Marketing matey Patrick Arthur declared there be no returnin’ to the past, sayin’ they be honorin' the old ways whilst writin’ a fresh chapter for the crew. And what be this new chapter? It’s the rise of Quarterback Jayden Daniels, who be passin’ the ball like a true pirate captain, leadin’ the team with a fine record of 4-2 after Week 6. So hoist the sails, 'cause the Commanders be on a new adventure, arrr!