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"Avast! Liberty be shoutin' at the WNBA referees post Game 4 loss: 'Arrr, we merely seek fair winds, matey!'"

2024-10-19

Arrr, matey! Coach Sandy Brondello be givin’ the WNBA swabs a right tongue-lashin' after her crew’s narrow defeat to the Minnesota Lynx on Friday night! Aye, she be feelin' as robbed as a ship in the night! Avast, those refs be walkin’ the plank!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the Minnesota Lynx, who bested the New York Liberty in a raucous Game 4 clash, claimin' victory by a narrow margin of 82-80! With the score evened to two games apiece, a decisive Game 5 be on the horizon, settin' sail on Sunday! Our lass Bridget Carleton, brave and bold, found herself fouled whilst attemptin’ a daring putback shot over the fierce Sabrina Ionescu. Fear not, for she sunk her free throws like a true buccaneer, givin' the Lynx the edge and the grand victory!But lo! Not all be smooth sailin' in these waters! The New York captain, Sandy Brondello, be raisin' a ruckus, blamin' the referees for a foul disparity so vast it be rivalin' the seven seas! Aye, the Lynx had 20 free throws, while the Liberty be only castin' their nets for 9. "If we be gettin' hit, it be a foul!" she declared, her temper hotter than a cannonball in the sun!The Lynx's own captain, Cheryl Reeve, echoed her sentiments, claimin' the officiatin' be favorin' the Liberty, especially with their star, Breanna Stewart, aboard. Meanwhile, Kayla McBride led the Lynx into battle with 19 points, and the stage be set for a nail-biter of a Game 5 on the morrow!

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