The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Who'll sail the seas of power in 2024, Trump or Harris? Place yer bets, ye scallywags!

2024-10-18

Arrr, matey! As of the 18th day of October in the year 2024, we be chartin' the chances of Lady Harris or Captain Trump takin' the helm o' the good ship Presidency! We’ll be adjustin’ our sails weekly ‘til the fateful day, November 5th. Currently, Lady Harris be sportin’ a fine 57% chance!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the latest tidings on the grand contest for the captaincy of this here fine nation, known as the 2024 Presidential Election. The shrewd folks at AllSides be keepin' a keen eye on the tides of fate for both Lady Kamala Harris and the infamous Captain Donald Trump. Aye, they be chartin' the odds like a trusty compass, savvy?

As the sands in the hourglass trickle down to the fateful day of November 5th, our wise seafarers shall be update’n their treasure map weekly, and maybe even more as we draw near to that fateful shore. The winds be favorin' our lass Kamala, for she boasts a hearty 57% chance of hoisting the presidential flag. Yarrr, that be no small feat!

With the states under her spell representin' a bountiful 226 Electoral College votes, the seas be lookin' rather favorable for her crew. But don’t count out the wily Trump! He be a crafty sea dog, always findin' a way to keep his ship afloat amidst the storms. So, keep yer spyglasses polished and yer ear to the ground, for this election be enough to shiver yer timbers with excitement!

Read the Original Article